Well, there’s something to be said for keeping it simple and this Metal Mickey does exactly what it says on the tin (man). He’s a robot, you plug him into your USB port and he dances in time to your favourite tunes. Oh, silly me, I forgot to mention the three winking LEDs! We just can’t resist the boxy retro design – it looks like something cobbled together by the BBC prop department cerca 1972 for an episode of Doctor Who. And his moves are just as dated. This little metal dancing machine will show Peter Crouch exactly how it’s done.